okay. give me a minute, i got a bunch the other day. the first 2 from last week were these
from user theheartsings:]
Dear Netzach,
I hope this message finds you well. I am currently searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with, and I believe you would make a good bridge. If you say yes to my proposal, you will have access to the following:
1. My gigantic fortune of a bajillion dollars. 2. ALL of my cars. 3. A huge private island that has a bar. 4. Me.
Please let me know if this is an acceptable offer. If you send me your bank account information, I will start wiring you the funds immediately.
[from user saintmochelloc:]
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke - he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.
dont talk about this in public just share it among urselves justice is fine but avoid simon froggystyle needs to keep going its imperative that they keep going but they cant get caught if they're caught its over for all of u dont ask them too many questions theyd share it if they could
[from user carcinoGeneticist/karkatvantas:] :33 < even if it’s hard, please k33p going. holding onto hope fur sot = meowtthing better, no matter what the situation currently looks like - that’s what you’re about, right? as much as you can, look out fur teams that are ahead and stay safe yourself. i kt = meowtow you’re trying. purrmise it’s not being missed.
[from user bloodremembers:] ThAnK yOu FoR eArLiEr.
[from user shewasrobbed:] PlEaSe PrOtEcT oUr LiTtLe HoPpItY wOpPiTy FrOgGy WoGgY fRoGgIeS!!
[from user humanedward:] Dear Netzach,
My sympathies for your team's loss. You and your teammate's feelings are felt.
I wonder... Could they be switching names? Some of these are written in similar styles to each other, but they come from different names And other names reappear across multiple messages, but they sound different from the messages that were sent before...
It's possible Or the words they're in are significant in some way I'd have to find that book in the library again to check mine... let me go take a look
It looks like the one from my original message was supposed to be "amet" It was replaced with "at = meowtt" According to this book, this language is called "Latin" But I think you might be right--that text replaces an "m" and "e" in mine as well I haven't seen anything about the ":33" symbols, so that may simply be an indicator to let us know who these messages are coming from
yeah, let's hope so. or at least that they'll be a little clearer about what they're saying.
kind of hoped we'd hear from whoever sent the first one of my messages this week again because apparently they can just say things directly, idk why everyone else is doing this.
yeah… Mine weren’t in any kind of code or anything I don’t think Well maybe I mostly couldn’t tell if it was the person who was talking about being married off to their fiancée at a ball or if Gerard was going through something But then he told Haru to delete the messages so I think he was going through something But maybe there’s also a secret code…?
oh did you get one that was kind of about marriage too
i guess that matches with the weird one i had that's some kind of fake proposal, i know more people got creepy stories that week too. but if that means anything then i don't know what.
um they were about balls but i dont think they meant anything...
[how to convey that these messages were the deeply unhinged ramblings of a pathetic wet man who shares too many of his personal problems with a tween.]
ill just post them
from user saintboris: STOP BITING PEOPLE IT'S CAUSING TOO MANY PROBLEMS
from user saintboris: I shouldn't have said that, I don't want to curb your natural instinct to bite if that's what you really want to do. I guess these sorts of things are natural, like secretions, and panicking when a fox tries to eat you. I hope you're doing alright. You're not a serial killer. Apparently, they have a very specific psychosomatic necessity to keep trophies, and you also have too much empathy.
from user hubby: Is it pathetic to enjoy balls?
from user hubby: I guess it's a little pathetic, but I still enjoyed it. I mean, it was an acceptable activity, and I liked being social. I do like people. I'm not sure people care for me so much, but no one ever said that to you when you're the one hosting a ball.
from user beef: Anyway I was REALLY good at wine pairings with the entree. Everyone complimented me all the time.
from user jopping: FUCK I should have mentioned tailoring! I was really excellent at picking out a tasteful outfit that complimented my figure and matched the decor, but didn't match too exactly or it'd look like you were trying too hard. That's the key to good dressing. You can't seem as if you're trying too hard, even if you're put in quite a bit of effort into it.
from user centaursTesticle: Don't just eat cake you see laying around out in the open.
from user edwardcullen: i AM HOLDING YOUR HAND HARDER STILL AND GIVING YOU ONE OF ALEX'S TEETH FOR GOOD FORTUNE, sHE IS BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH HERS,
from user tentacleTherapist/roselalonde: Make sure you use your team psych every week. Did you all curse Wenzhou and Kyoko and Jonas? If you did, thank you. Extra points from that and it was well intentioned. You all have lots of fans. Keep being brave. ❤️
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the 'don't worry about it' is the only thing i got this time
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We might as well gather data
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should i include the weird ones from last week too
i thought they were spam, but now i'm not sure anymore.
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Unless they're just strange pictures
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from user theheartsings:]
Dear Netzach,
I hope this message finds you well. I am currently searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with, and I believe you would make a good bridge. If you say yes to my proposal, you will have access to the following:
1. My gigantic fortune of a bajillion dollars.
2. ALL of my cars.
3. A huge private island that has a bar.
4. Me.
Please let me know if this is an acceptable offer. If you send me your bank account information, I will start wiring you the funds immediately.
[from user saintmochelloc:]
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke - he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.
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from user KONKONKON:]
dont talk about this in public just share it among urselves justice is fine but avoid simon
froggystyle needs to keep going its imperative that they keep going
but they cant get caught
if they're caught its over for all of u
dont ask them too many questions theyd share it if they could
[from user carcinoGeneticist/karkatvantas:]
:33 < even if it’s hard, please k33p going. holding onto hope fur sot = meowtthing better, no matter what the situation currently looks like - that’s what you’re about, right? as much as you can, look out fur teams that are ahead and stay safe yourself. i kt = meowtow you’re trying. purrmise it’s not being missed.
[from user bloodremembers:]
ThAnK yOu FoR eArLiEr.
[from user shewasrobbed:]
PlEaSe PrOtEcT oUr LiTtLe HoPpItY wOpPiTy FrOgGy WoGgY fRoGgIeS!!
[from user humanedward:]
Dear Netzach,
My sympathies for your team's loss. You and your teammate's feelings are felt.
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Could they be switching names?
Some of these are written in similar styles to each other, but they come from different names
And other names reappear across multiple messages, but they sound different from the messages that were sent before...
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Or the words they're in are significant in some way
I'd have to find that book in the library again to check mine... let me go take a look
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and if you just take the letters it's replacing it says 'men' i guess but that doesn't help us with anything
if this is some kind of 'one word in each message' thing i want to ask them to stop it
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It looks like the one from my original message was supposed to be "amet"
It was replaced with "at = meowtt"
According to this book, this language is called "Latin"
But I think you might be right--that text replaces an "m" and "e" in mine as well
I haven't seen anything about the ":33" symbols, so that may simply be an indicator to let us know who these messages are coming from
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so it's... 'men' in mine and 'me' in yours?
they aren't really making us track down all their messages are they......
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I'll write back and tell them we've got three letters
Maybe they'll send something else with more
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kind of hoped we'd hear from whoever sent the first one of my messages this week again because apparently they can just say things directly, idk why everyone else is doing this.
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Mine weren’t in any kind of code or anything I don’t think
Well maybe
I mostly couldn’t tell if it was the person who was talking about being married off to their fiancée at a ball or if Gerard was going through something
But then he told Haru to delete the messages so I think he was going through something
But maybe there’s also a secret code…?
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i guess that matches with the weird one i had that's some kind of fake proposal, i know more people got creepy stories that week too. but if that means anything then i don't know what.
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[how to convey that these messages were the deeply unhinged ramblings of a pathetic wet man who shares too many of his personal problems with a tween.]
ill just post them
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[ like. you good there, sir/ma'am/themst? ]
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[ he does not comment on gerard's breakdown out of respect for the dead ]
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