okay. give me a minute, i got a bunch the other day. the first 2 from last week were these
from user theheartsings:]
Dear Netzach,
I hope this message finds you well. I am currently searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with, and I believe you would make a good bridge. If you say yes to my proposal, you will have access to the following:
1. My gigantic fortune of a bajillion dollars. 2. ALL of my cars. 3. A huge private island that has a bar. 4. Me.
Please let me know if this is an acceptable offer. If you send me your bank account information, I will start wiring you the funds immediately.
[from user saintmochelloc:]
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke - he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.
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from user theheartsings:]
Dear Netzach,
I hope this message finds you well. I am currently searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with, and I believe you would make a good bridge. If you say yes to my proposal, you will have access to the following:
1. My gigantic fortune of a bajillion dollars.
2. ALL of my cars.
3. A huge private island that has a bar.
4. Me.
Please let me know if this is an acceptable offer. If you send me your bank account information, I will start wiring you the funds immediately.
[from user saintmochelloc:]
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke - he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.