um they were about balls but i dont think they meant anything...
[how to convey that these messages were the deeply unhinged ramblings of a pathetic wet man who shares too many of his personal problems with a tween.]
ill just post them
from user saintboris: STOP BITING PEOPLE IT'S CAUSING TOO MANY PROBLEMS
from user saintboris: I shouldn't have said that, I don't want to curb your natural instinct to bite if that's what you really want to do. I guess these sorts of things are natural, like secretions, and panicking when a fox tries to eat you. I hope you're doing alright. You're not a serial killer. Apparently, they have a very specific psychosomatic necessity to keep trophies, and you also have too much empathy.
from user hubby: Is it pathetic to enjoy balls?
from user hubby: I guess it's a little pathetic, but I still enjoyed it. I mean, it was an acceptable activity, and I liked being social. I do like people. I'm not sure people care for me so much, but no one ever said that to you when you're the one hosting a ball.
from user beef: Anyway I was REALLY good at wine pairings with the entree. Everyone complimented me all the time.
from user jopping: FUCK I should have mentioned tailoring! I was really excellent at picking out a tasteful outfit that complimented my figure and matched the decor, but didn't match too exactly or it'd look like you were trying too hard. That's the key to good dressing. You can't seem as if you're trying too hard, even if you're put in quite a bit of effort into it.
from user centaursTesticle: Don't just eat cake you see laying around out in the open.
from user edwardcullen: i AM HOLDING YOUR HAND HARDER STILL AND GIVING YOU ONE OF ALEX'S TEETH FOR GOOD FORTUNE, sHE IS BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH HERS,
from user tentacleTherapist/roselalonde: Make sure you use your team psych every week. Did you all curse Wenzhou and Kyoko and Jonas? If you did, thank you. Extra points from that and it was well intentioned. You all have lots of fans. Keep being brave. ❤️
im thirteen now (probably) so i definitely understand the appeal of waterfalls the way all teenagers do and i think this waterfall is very nice and handsome
it sounds kind of normal for him though i feel like he was being really brave and cool and heroic for like a whole couple weeks and everyone was like "wow... hes kind of cool, actually........" even me and ive seen him jump into the ocean in heavy armor and it was probably really hard for him to maintain that for so long so he needed to let it out somehow? thats my theory
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[how to convey that these messages were the deeply unhinged ramblings of a pathetic wet man who shares too many of his personal problems with a tween.]
ill just post them
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[ like. you good there, sir/ma'am/themst? ]
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hes just going through it.....
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Someone is really into holding your hand.
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do you think they might be flirting with me? 😳
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Do you want them to be?
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maybe its a handsome prince (*not gerard)
or a really hot waterfall
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ITS A DIFFERENT WATERFALL!!!!!!!
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Guess there's no harm in a few crushes here and there.
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i feel like he was being really brave and cool and heroic for like a whole couple weeks
and everyone was like "wow... hes kind of cool, actually........"
even me and ive seen him jump into the ocean in heavy armor
and it was probably really hard for him to maintain that for so long
so he needed to let it out somehow?
thats my theory
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[ he does not comment on gerard's breakdown out of respect for the dead ]
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