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I wonder...
Could they be switching names?
Some of these are written in similar styles to each other, but they come from different names
And other names reappear across multiple messages, but they sound different from the messages that were sent before...

could be. the one today was from 'absolution' but it's got that same :33 in it.

They all share that "= meowtt" as well...

yeah. not consistent though. it's replacing an m and e in one word and an n in another one

oh wait do you think that means anything actually

It's possible
Or the words they're in are significant in some way
I'd have to find that book in the library again to check mine... let me go take a look

it's in 'something' and 'know' in mine

and if you just take the letters it's replacing it says 'men' i guess but that doesn't help us with anything

if this is some kind of 'one word in each message' thing i want to ask them to stop it

[A while later:]

It looks like the one from my original message was supposed to be "amet"
It was replaced with "at = meowtt"
According to this book, this language is called "Latin"
But I think you might be right--that text replaces an "m" and "e" in mine as well
I haven't seen anything about the ":33" symbols, so that may simply be an indicator to let us know who these messages are coming from

yeah, probably

so it's... 'men' in mine and 'me' in yours?

they aren't really making us track down all their messages are they......

I don't know if we can even manage that anymore
I'll write back and tell them we've got three letters
Maybe they'll send something else with more

yeah, let's hope so. or at least that they'll be a little clearer about what they're saying.

kind of hoped we'd hear from whoever sent the first one of my messages this week again because apparently they can just say things directly, idk why everyone else is doing this.

yeah…
Mine weren’t in any kind of code or anything I don’t think
Well maybe
I mostly couldn’t tell if it was the person who was talking about being married off to their fiancée at a ball or if Gerard was going through something
But then he told Haru to delete the messages so I think he was going through something
But maybe there’s also a secret code…?

oh did you get one that was kind of about marriage too

i guess that matches with the weird one i had that's some kind of fake proposal, i know more people got creepy stories that week too. but if that means anything then i don't know what.

um they were about balls but i dont think they meant anything...

[how to convey that these messages were the deeply unhinged ramblings of a pathetic wet man who shares too many of his personal problems with a tween.]

ill just post them

from user saintboris:
STOP BITING PEOPLE IT'S CAUSING TOO MANY PROBLEMS

from user saintboris:
I shouldn't have said that, I don't want to curb your natural instinct to bite if that's what you really want to do. I guess these sorts of things are natural, like secretions, and panicking when a fox tries to eat you. I hope you're doing alright. You're not a serial killer. Apparently, they have a very specific psychosomatic necessity to keep trophies, and you also have too much empathy.

from user hubby:
Is it pathetic to enjoy balls?

from user hubby:
I guess it's a little pathetic, but I still enjoyed it. I mean, it was an acceptable activity, and I liked being social. I do like people. I'm not sure people care for me so much, but no one ever said that to you when you're the one hosting a ball.

from user beef:
Anyway I was REALLY good at wine pairings with the entree. Everyone complimented me all the time.

from user jopping:
FUCK I should have mentioned tailoring! I was really excellent at picking out a tasteful outfit that complimented my figure and matched the decor, but didn't match too exactly or it'd look like you were trying too hard. That's the key to good dressing. You can't seem as if you're trying too hard, even if you're put in quite a bit of effort into it.

from user centaursTesticle:
Don't just eat cake you see laying around out in the open.

from user edwardcullen:
i AM HOLDING YOUR HAND HARDER STILL AND GIVING YOU ONE OF ALEX'S TEETH FOR GOOD FORTUNE, sHE IS BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH HERS,

from user tentacleTherapist/roselalonde:
Make sure you use your team psych every week. Did you all curse Wenzhou and Kyoko and Jonas? If you did, thank you. Extra points from that and it was well intentioned. You all have lots of fans. Keep being brave. ❤️