[BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME HE'S EATING ANYTHING AT ANY EATERY. i will give you the same mcds prompt that i have given everyone else which is that Matsui is just sitting here with nothing but one of those little paper condiment cups which is filled with ketchup. He has an IKEA shark with him.]
please don't get into feet kinks i'm at my limit. also his history score probably isn't high enough to recognize this name with any real familiarity, so he just accepts it. ]
Also that's fair and valid, only real sword buffs allowed in this club.]
This one does. [Maybe some others out there would not... Kashuu would probably bitch about how it'd make him fat.] Though I can't say it's the best food I have tried.
he's not even going to question how that's possible anymore. everyone seemed crazy before they got here. he just reaches over and steals a little bit of ketchup for a fry. ]
Plenty of people have said they can't do what they used to. [ he wouldn't know what depowering is like, he feels exactly the same. ] Dying... again but of malnutrition would be a stupid way to go.
He's also thinking about this, because he had definitely noticed one thing in particular upon arrival, but he sure didn't mentally go "well that means I can starve to death now".]
...Then I will make the effort to eat more often. And to eat more than ketchup, even if that is the best thing currently available. Buzen would be upset if I starved to death.
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The red foods... are lacking.
[Thanks, sir.]
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it's a little weird, though. deadpan, ]
Are you a vampire?
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No, I am not. [The exhaustion seeps out... even as his expression remains relatively unchanged, it is still Present.
Also, since he's learned by now that keeping things totally secret ain't an option, he'll helpfully add:] I'm a tsukumogami.
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he pauses in his french fry eating. he knows what that is, but assumes matsui is just weird. ]
...So you're a pair of sandals or something?
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That's fair, though. Unfortunately he isn't a pair of sandals or his life would probably be much easier, though his kinks would be even weirder.]
The blade Matsui Gou, forged by Gou no Yoshihiro.
[Since the cat's out of the bag anyway, he might as well get specific.]
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please don't get into feet kinks i'm at my limit. also his history score probably isn't high enough to recognize this name with any real familiarity, so he just accepts it. ]
Do katana eat ketchup?
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Also that's fair and valid, only real sword buffs allowed in this club.]
This one does. [Maybe some others out there would not... Kashuu would probably bitch about how it'd make him fat.] Though I can't say it's the best food I have tried.
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anyway he thinks a ketchup smoothie is a sad way to live. maybe that's why he'll attempt to be .2 helpful here. ]
...What if you covered something in red sauce?
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Wow though thanks Haru. Thank you for saving him from drinking ketchup, which SOME PEOPLE just let him do without saying anything.]
Oh? The way that people do with pasta sometimes, you mean?
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Mm. At the other place [ ikea ] there's meatballs with a red sauce. [ lingonberries ]
...You can't just live off ketchup.
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Oh. I didn't see... [He was so distracted by the grey sauce and how brown-grey so much of the food there was. Tragic.]
--Even if we were not dead, I wouldn't be able to starve to death.
[So it's fine!]
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he's not even going to question how that's possible anymore. everyone seemed crazy before they got here. he just reaches over and steals a little bit of ketchup for a fry. ]
...Are you sure that's how it works here?
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Also that's fair. And please take his ketchup he doesn't need all this ketchup.]
I don't see why it would work differently. Either I am dead and should thus need no sustenance, or I'm still myself.
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Plenty of people have said they can't do what they used to. [ he wouldn't know what depowering is like, he feels exactly the same. ] Dying... again but of malnutrition would be a stupid way to go.
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He's also thinking about this, because he had definitely noticed one thing in particular upon arrival, but he sure didn't mentally go "well that means I can starve to death now".]
...Then I will make the effort to eat more often. And to eat more than ketchup, even if that is the best thing currently available. Buzen would be upset if I starved to death.
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Buzen... the other Gou.
[ it's kind of an open question. ]
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His expression is immediately so fond, though. That's his Buzen!!!!]
Yes. He's a very precious comrade to me. [THAT'S HIS BUZEN!!!!] You have met him?
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anyway, gay ]
Only briefly. [ seemed like a nice enough guy ] Were you teammates before this place?
[ before they mcdied? ]
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We were, yes. Even before the saniwa summoned us both to the Citadel, he has been by my side.
[Their dramatic war story...]
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I don't know what you mean. But you must've known him a long time. [ just taking an emotional read on it. ] You'll team up, then?
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That is true. [His emotional read is correct... He also nods at that!] We will, yes. Do you have any idea who you wish to team up with yet?