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cringe but (swims) free. haru. ([personal profile] squirt) wrote2023-06-10 05:45 pm
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[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-10 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME HE'S EATING ANYTHING AT ANY EATERY. i will give you the same mcds prompt that i have given everyone else which is that Matsui is just sitting here with nothing but one of those little paper condiment cups which is filled with ketchup. He has an IKEA shark with him.]

The red foods... are lacking.

[Thanks, sir.]
sanguinary: (nap)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-11 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THINKING I'M A VAMPIRE thinks Matsui, the obviously vampire-coded sword.]

No, I am not. [The exhaustion seeps out... even as his expression remains relatively unchanged, it is still Present.

Also, since he's learned by now that keeping things totally secret ain't an option, he'll helpfully add:]
I'm a tsukumogami.
sanguinary: (clinging like a leech)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-11 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP no he's a very mean goose.

That's fair, though. Unfortunately he isn't a pair of sandals or his life would probably be much easier, though his kinks would be even weirder.]


The blade Matsui Gou, forged by Gou no Yoshihiro.

[Since the cat's out of the bag anyway, he might as well get specific.]
sanguinary: (ponder)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-11 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[they haunt... it follows.......

Also that's fair and valid, only real sword buffs allowed in this club.]


This one does. [Maybe some others out there would not... Kashuu would probably bitch about how it'd make him fat.] Though I can't say it's the best food I have tried.
sanguinary: (??)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-11 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[HIS UNCHANGING SWAISTLINE...!!!!

Wow though thanks Haru. Thank you for saving him from drinking ketchup, which SOME PEOPLE just let him do without saying anything.]


Oh? The way that people do with pasta sometimes, you mean?
sanguinary: (ponder)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-12 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THIS SENTENCE.]

Oh. I didn't see... [He was so distracted by the grey sauce and how brown-grey so much of the food there was. Tragic.]

--Even if we were not dead, I wouldn't be able to starve to death.

[So it's fine!]
sanguinary: (not a moment too soon)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-12 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY!!!

Also that's fair. And please take his ketchup he doesn't need all this ketchup.]


I don't see why it would work differently. Either I am dead and should thus need no sustenance, or I'm still myself.
sanguinary: (and i begin to fault)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-13 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[TAKE MORE KETCHUP THAN THAT.

He's also thinking about this, because he had definitely noticed one thing in particular upon arrival, but he sure didn't mentally go "well that means I can starve to death now".]


...Then I will make the effort to eat more often. And to eat more than ketchup, even if that is the best thing currently available. Buzen would be upset if I starved to death.
sanguinary: (peaceable)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-14 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T ASSIGN HIM KETCHUP-EATER ONLY he'll eat the lingonberries, maybe...

His expression is immediately so fond, though. That's his Buzen!!!!]


Yes. He's a very precious comrade to me. [THAT'S HIS BUZEN!!!!] You have met him?
sanguinary: (おしゃれ)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP THAT'S A SAUCE NOT A CONDIMENT IT'S DIFFERENT.]

We were, yes. Even before the saniwa summoned us both to the Citadel, he has been by my side.

[Their dramatic war story...]
sanguinary: (bao)

[personal profile] sanguinary 2023-06-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S DIFFEREEEEEENT also yeah shakes him down]

That is true. [His emotional read is correct... He also nods at that!] We will, yes. Do you have any idea who you wish to team up with yet?