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[BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME HE'S EATING ANYTHING AT ANY EATERY. i will give you the same mcds prompt that i have given everyone else which is that Matsui is just sitting here with nothing but one of those little paper condiment cups which is filled with ketchup. He has an IKEA shark with him.]
The red foods... are lacking.
[Thanks, sir.]
The red foods... are lacking.
[Thanks, sir.]
[WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THINKING I'M A VAMPIRE thinks Matsui, the obviously vampire-coded sword.]
No, I am not. [The exhaustion seeps out... even as his expression remains relatively unchanged, it is still Present.
Also, since he's learned by now that keeping things totally secret ain't an option, he'll helpfully add:] I'm a tsukumogami.
No, I am not. [The exhaustion seeps out... even as his expression remains relatively unchanged, it is still Present.
Also, since he's learned by now that keeping things totally secret ain't an option, he'll helpfully add:] I'm a tsukumogami.
[ it's because he looks like a vampire and acts like a vampire. if it looks like a duck and acts like a duck........
he pauses in his french fry eating. he knows what that is, but assumes matsui is just weird. ]
...So you're a pair of sandals or something?
he pauses in his french fry eating. he knows what that is, but assumes matsui is just weird. ]
...So you're a pair of sandals or something?
[STOP no he's a very mean goose.
That's fair, though. Unfortunately he isn't a pair of sandals or his life would probably be much easier, though his kinks would be even weirder.]
The blade Matsui Gou, forged by Gou no Yoshihiro.
[Since the cat's out of the bag anyway, he might as well get specific.]
That's fair, though. Unfortunately he isn't a pair of sandals or his life would probably be much easier, though his kinks would be even weirder.]
The blade Matsui Gou, forged by Gou no Yoshihiro.
[Since the cat's out of the bag anyway, he might as well get specific.]
[they haunt... it follows.......
Also that's fair and valid, only real sword buffs allowed in this club.]
This one does. [Maybe some others out there would not... Kashuu would probably bitch about how it'd make him fat.] Though I can't say it's the best food I have tried.
Also that's fair and valid, only real sword buffs allowed in this club.]
This one does. [Maybe some others out there would not... Kashuu would probably bitch about how it'd make him fat.] Though I can't say it's the best food I have tried.
[HIS UNCHANGING SWAISTLINE...!!!!
Wow though thanks Haru. Thank you for saving him from drinking ketchup, which SOME PEOPLE just let him do without saying anything.]
Oh? The way that people do with pasta sometimes, you mean?
Wow though thanks Haru. Thank you for saving him from drinking ketchup, which SOME PEOPLE just let him do without saying anything.]
Oh? The way that people do with pasta sometimes, you mean?
[THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THIS SENTENCE.]
Oh. I didn't see... [He was so distracted by the grey sauce and how brown-grey so much of the food there was. Tragic.]
--Even if we were not dead, I wouldn't be able to starve to death.
[So it's fine!]
Oh. I didn't see... [He was so distracted by the grey sauce and how brown-grey so much of the food there was. Tragic.]
--Even if we were not dead, I wouldn't be able to starve to death.
[So it's fine!]
[WHY!!!
Also that's fair. And please take his ketchup he doesn't need all this ketchup.]
I don't see why it would work differently. Either I am dead and should thus need no sustenance, or I'm still myself.
Also that's fair. And please take his ketchup he doesn't need all this ketchup.]
I don't see why it would work differently. Either I am dead and should thus need no sustenance, or I'm still myself.
[TAKE MORE KETCHUP THAN THAT.
He's also thinking about this, because he had definitely noticed one thing in particular upon arrival, but he sure didn't mentally go "well that means I can starve to death now".]
...Then I will make the effort to eat more often. And to eat more than ketchup, even if that is the best thing currently available. Buzen would be upset if I starved to death.
He's also thinking about this, because he had definitely noticed one thing in particular upon arrival, but he sure didn't mentally go "well that means I can starve to death now".]
...Then I will make the effort to eat more often. And to eat more than ketchup, even if that is the best thing currently available. Buzen would be upset if I starved to death.
[Hi.
Matsui will move over to take a seat nearby. Everyone is constantly under this one singular tree it's so fucking funny, just imagining like 10 pcs happening at the same time under this tree.]
Are you comfortable here?
Matsui will move over to take a seat nearby. Everyone is constantly under this one singular tree it's so fucking funny, just imagining like 10 pcs happening at the same time under this tree.]
Are you comfortable here?
[DON'T ASSIGN HIM KETCHUP-EATER ONLY he'll eat the lingonberries, maybe...
His expression is immediately so fond, though. That's his Buzen!!!!]
Yes. He's a very precious comrade to me. [THAT'S HIS BUZEN!!!!] You have met him?
His expression is immediately so fond, though. That's his Buzen!!!!]
Yes. He's a very precious comrade to me. [THAT'S HIS BUZEN!!!!] You have met him?
[HELP it's one of those 10000 year old bigass redwoods.]
Mm. That's true. [Grass is better than pavement, he did say that like 20 times the first day when he simply refused to get off the ground.]
One tree is a little strange, though... In general, and also speaking aesthetically.
[This park looks so fucking weird.]
Mm. That's true. [Grass is better than pavement, he did say that like 20 times the first day when he simply refused to get off the ground.]
One tree is a little strange, though... In general, and also speaking aesthetically.
[This park looks so fucking weird.]
[ japanifornia real
it's haru's turn to just stay on the ground, clearly enjoying his lazy horizontal hours, though he does tilt his head to look at matsui. ]
This place is just strange. It's like Tokyo, but not.
[ not that he thinks shinjuku is OVERFLOWING WITH TREES but it's just uncanny valley here ]
it's haru's turn to just stay on the ground, clearly enjoying his lazy horizontal hours, though he does tilt his head to look at matsui. ]
This place is just strange. It's like Tokyo, but not.
[ not that he thinks shinjuku is OVERFLOWING WITH TREES but it's just uncanny valley here ]
[STOP THAT'S A SAUCE NOT A CONDIMENT IT'S DIFFERENT.]
We were, yes. Even before the saniwa summoned us both to the Citadel, he has been by my side.
[Their dramatic war story...]
We were, yes. Even before the saniwa summoned us both to the Citadel, he has been by my side.
[Their dramatic war story...]
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