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cringe but (swims) free. haru. ([personal profile] squirt) wrote2025-06-02 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ also looking over the coffee... ]

Psh. Think it's real or some kinda projection?

[ puts a hand on haru's shoulder. i'm sorry it's cold. ]
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ what is free even about... cold wet gay hugs? ]

You're tellin' me. 'Least when we were in our game-thing, we got a whole to ourselves. Weren't much, but...
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I tried giving it a shot. No luck so far...

Somethin' special 'bout the pool?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ no he's just more normal than haru somehow ]

What's that look for?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ all i know about him is he loves water and eats mackerel and somehow still scored makoto even if it's one-sided... that's not normal ]

You'd wanna just swim the whole year round?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do I look like I can swim, son?

[ GESTURES TO BEING A CYBORG ]
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ PLEASE BE NORMAL ]

Boats and submarines have fancy equipment and gizmos to help their buoyancy. Ballast tanks full of air and whatnot.

[ knocks on his tummy. ]

I got almost nothin' but cold hard metal and iron. I'd drop like an anchor.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-05 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I ain't been totally submerged before, and I ain't about to try.

[ not even in the kiddie pool ]

Don't wanna risk it reachin' my neurocircuitry.