crau3 pc: boothill

[squirt]

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[shirtbag]

[ PLEASE BE NORMAL ]

Boats and submarines have fancy equipment and gizmos to help their buoyancy. Ballast tanks full of air and whatnot.

[ knocks on his tummy. ]

I got almost nothin' but cold hard metal and iron. I'd drop like an anchor.

[squirt]

[ if he were a cyborg he would have more buoyancy systems and fewer human emotions and that sounds convenient ]

I see...

[ disappointing ]

I hope you wouldn't drown, at least. [ but maybe he still needs to breathe? ]

[shirtbag]

Well... I ain't been totally submerged before, and I ain't about to try.

[ not even in the kiddie pool ]

Don't wanna risk it reachin' my neurocircuitry.