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cringe but (swims) free. haru. ([personal profile] squirt) wrote2025-06-02 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ also looking over the coffee... ]

Psh. Think it's real or some kinda projection?

[ puts a hand on haru's shoulder. i'm sorry it's cold. ]
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ what is free even about... cold wet gay hugs? ]

You're tellin' me. 'Least when we were in our game-thing, we got a whole to ourselves. Weren't much, but...
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I tried giving it a shot. No luck so far...

Somethin' special 'bout the pool?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ no he's just more normal than haru somehow ]

What's that look for?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ all i know about him is he loves water and eats mackerel and somehow still scored makoto even if it's one-sided... that's not normal ]

You'd wanna just swim the whole year round?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do I look like I can swim, son?

[ GESTURES TO BEING A CYBORG ]
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-04 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ PLEASE BE NORMAL ]

Boats and submarines have fancy equipment and gizmos to help their buoyancy. Ballast tanks full of air and whatnot.

[ knocks on his tummy. ]

I got almost nothin' but cold hard metal and iron. I'd drop like an anchor.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-05 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I ain't been totally submerged before, and I ain't about to try.

[ not even in the kiddie pool ]

Don't wanna risk it reachin' my neurocircuitry.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-08 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ boothill, hatless, is right up in his cell in the security room. he's kicked the bed in half and trashed whatever was on it. his knuckles have been beat up and scratched where they've fruitlessly punched at the walls, the iron sharp and frayed and broken, exposing the shadows and some wires underneath.

he's standing in the middle of the room, facing the broken bits of the bed. his head whips to whoever's walked in on him, his eye still glowing, sharp teeth bared in a scowl.

wheeeee yes he is ]


Let me outta here.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-06-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ HARUUU DON'T HELP HIM ]

What, you're gonna bust it open? [ looks at haru like he's stupid... sorry... ] Are you outta your forkin' mind? Get outta here.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-19 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ forwards this to friday after jacopo and artemy die ig. boots is out of it but not as bad as before. still sitting near his charger. he waves a hand. ]

Don't need one. I ain't a rich boy like Strohl. But that pet palace sure is somethin' else...

[ he lifts up his phone. it's showing the departure notifications. ]

See these yet?
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week 7, tuesday

[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-22 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you get baby boots! he is probably 12 or 13.

he's at the orchard, wearing his usual cowboy hat and hefting an old ladder up to one of the trees. there's a burlap sack on the ground next to it.

after he sets the ladder down, he sees haru nearby and tips his head. ]


You here to do some apple-pickin' too?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-23 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Ya seem tall...

[ he touches his chin and gives haru a once-over. then he looks up the ladder towards the top of the tree and points to it. ]

There's this nice-lookin' one way high up there. You think you could try gettin' it?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-23 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ boothill stays at the bottom of the ladder to hold onto it! it's old and creaky, from the abandoned barn nearby. it's still stable at least. ]

Sure do. Graey makes 'em into pies and cider when the trees are full of 'em back home. We got other fruit too, like figs 'n apricots 'n oranges... I like those just as much. You got any fruit where you live?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-23 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ brightens up! ]

Y'know how to fish? We should see if there's a stream or a lake 'round here!
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-23 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ takes off his hat and uses it like a net ]

Got it! [ proud of himself ] Who're your friends? They around here somewhere?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... Are you lost too? Or on your way home?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-25 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That's 'cause I'm in a dream.

[ he picks up an apple and studies it for worms... what if they have to kiss them ]

I met a wolf girl earlier. And another one that makes soot from her whole body.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh yay goop! punches into it like a caprisun and sips

the emoshare is pure delight and relief and exhilaration. he hasn't been this happy since he got here. ]


You bet your forkin' ash-vole! [ elbows him very gently ] What about yourself? You 'n Rin are headin' back together, yeah?
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2025-07-27 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ 😔 rip

also! he turns a little red. ]


She's... my fiancé, yup.

[ which feels like a little much, saying out loud, but it's not wrong. ]

We got together in that last game, Scawwy. Took way less time than you 'n your new beau did... That ain't hard to do, though.