pc: ylfa

[squirt]

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[honkinbigteeth]

Whoa.

[haru is so cool. doesn't even mind if an adult yells at him.]

What if you get in trouble? You could go to jail, or worse, you could come back and get the feeling that no one wants you here!

[squirt]

[ he isn't a delinquent but none of these adults are real ]

You only get in trouble taking things that cost money. [ she just keeps making bad business decisions ] And that second thing doesn't bother me.

[honkinbigteeth]

[but some of us have a hard time knowing which is which.]

You're so brave, Haru. Let's steal a puppy for the warehouse.

[that is the one thing you cannot steal.]

[squirt]

[ this is how she gets yelled at for yet another week ]

I don't know if we can take care of a dog... [ read: what if they die and this dog is just left alone and sad, would that be fucked up or what ] We can go take a look, though.

[ maybe they can get her some doggie shampoo. just opening the door to the shop surrounds them with cheerful dog barking and chirping and what have you. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

[the puppy store is so cute.]

You're right, it's probably not responsible.

[squirt]

[ he's responsible enough not to pick up a dog when they might die in six weeks, but not responsible enough to teach her important life lessons, like don't shoplift. ]

We can get stuff like shampoo though.

[ for her. ]

Looks like someone helped you with your hair already though.

[honkinbigteeth]

That's smart. Let's do it.

[also, she nods.]

They got a little tangled, huh. I want to be a full member of this team!

[what does that have to do with it. sometimes your frog stepdad says weird things during an awkward conversation.]

[squirt]

[ this makes no sense but he nods anyway. he will just make a blind assumption on vibes alone instead of asking for clarification. ]

Okay. Then we should get you a brush. I can learn to braid.

[ that seems like a good thing to do anyway.

also, because i want to establish this happened, ]

By the way. Ylfa. Let me see your arm.

[honkinbigteeth]

[she hands him her arm?]

I didn't get bitten by any squirrels.