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cringe but (swims) free. haru. ([personal profile] squirt) wrote2023-07-04 05:39 pm
ohthehumanities: ostian @ dw (electric lemonade)

[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you get so many???
ohthehumanities: (pic#16451928)

[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I got two but they aren't anything like this

[He will send pics of his!

from user motherelmo:]


hiiiii mister kaveh 😘😘😘 ur like an architect rite? that means u know houses? what do u think abt this one?

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idk abt the garage next to bedroom but like i heard that's all in the rage right now???? 😭😭 should i add an extra bathroom?? pls give advice thank u im begging u as architect to architect u know? 🤝 builders unite!!


[from user withlove:]

Dear Kaveh,

I am not certain of how to attach images to these, and none of my maids are currently available to do so for me. However, if you have any ideas for what dresses one should wear to a formal ball, then I would be happy to hear your suggestions. I believe my father intends to use this ball to marry me off. In any case, I trust your mind and your judgment, so believe in yourself too. For deciding on dresses, of course.

😉 I hope this is a correct use of this.
honkinbigteeth: (or be misled)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
im kind of invested in this subplot about the guy looking for a fiance and the other guy going to the ball?
roseoftexas: (04)

[personal profile] roseoftexas 2023-07-11 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
You think there’s a novel plot in there? Maybe they could meet at the ball instead.
honkinbigteeth: (Little Red Cap)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
heres mine

[she will send pictures of them: ]
from user puppy:
Bravest❗ girl in the 🌏world🌏, yes you ✨ARE✨. 💖 Dry those tears😭 missy🌹, there’s more work 🏃‍♀️ to tackle! 💥🏅 Roll up your sleeves💪 and show ‘em how it’s done!😤💘 Nothing’s over⭐ until it’s over⚡️ and 🐸Froggystyle🐸 is gonna be 🎊Number One🎉🏆!

from user CLINGYCUTE:
have more strength than you ever could have anticipated. Keep your chin up and never allow the shadow behind you to consume the light before you. Now I must go. My fiancée awaits!

With greatest sincerity and love.

from user bigbaby:
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from user biggestbaby:
you are always with others lately and it makes me so jealous!!
just because you're cute and funny?
can we not be together anymore?
when will you notice my big hands again?
i would give your head such amazing pets!!

from user omega:
i don't know who you are. i don't know what you want. if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i don't have money, but what i do have are a very particular set of skills. skills i have acquired over a very long career. skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. if you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. i will not look for you, i will not pursue you, but if you don't, i will look for you, i will find you and i will kill you.

from user heartbelowthewatersurface:
IT SPUN IN FRONT OF US, IT PROMISED TO SHOW US THINGS, IT WAS A CONTAINER OF MANY SIDES. IT MARKED US. THE BASIN WAS FILLED WITH A SORT OF VISCOUS AND SEMI-LIQUESCENT SUBSTANCE, QUITE OPAQUE AND OF A SOOTY COLOR. THE CENTER SWELLED AS IF WITH THE ACTION OF SOME POWERFUL YEAST AND AN UNCOUTH AMORPHOUS HEAD WITH DULL AND BULGING EYES AROSE GRADUALLY ON AN EVER-LENGTHENING NECK. FREEYOURSELFFROMREASON HE FILLS THE HOLE IN YOU. THE YOU-SHAPED GRAVE MELTING AWAY TO ENTROPY. ARCADIA WILL EXIT THE EAR CANAL ON THE LEFTHAND SIDE. ONCE IT'S GONE, I'LL BE AT YOUR SERVICE, NOT. DON'T CRY. WE'LL EAT YOUR FEET. FEAR NOT FOR HE IS COMING. THE PROPHET SAYS THE SUN CAME UP LAST NIGHT. THE PROPHET SAYS IT SANG TO HIM. YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE BURROWING EARWORMS BEFORE THEY’RE TOO INGRAINED. AN WEEK OR TWO OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT SHOULD DO IT.

y̵̭̯̖͒͜ơ̸̡̲̠̹͉̖̞̘̻̪̍́̆̓́͐̑̉̔̍̈̾̓̈́ự̴͌̇̏͒͊̈̋̾̓̍̄͌̚̕͠ ̷̧̨̡͍͖͈̠̰̘̪͐̾̓̍̀̀́̇͜h̵̳̥̣͉̬͐͋̎̽̎̎̂̃̃̚͠a̵̡̢̨͍̜̝̲͚͔̹̼̬̞̠͊̇̇̉̇̆́̉͂̋͂̾́͘̕͘͜ͅv̸̛͎̼̂̑̀̍͆̽͒̍̒̓̀̎͒͠e̶̢̯̜͉̱̫̹͈̼̙̾̾̾̌͛̂̈́̋́̐͘͝ ̸̲̅̍̔̈́̌͝f̶̧̛͉̹̬̥̳̟̪͍̘̜͇̹͆́̾́̽͌̒̀̅̈́͂̀̾́͛̈́ͅo̴̡̧̢̟̦͚͔̤̾̉̄͜͜͝͝ř̵̢̨̛̲̬̖̜̬̼̬͔̋̌̿̈́̋g̶̛͕̮̏́̇̈́̈́̐̍̾̽͠o̷͕͔͉͍̲̺̓̈̋͂̎̃̏̀̄̉̃̚̕͜͝t̴̻͍͈̼̖̥́͑͘͝t̶̞͕͕͕͖̹̥̱̤͚̙̂̔̕ẻ̵̡̧̨̢̡̙̹̱̫̺͙͓̻̹̬͚̆͛͆̋͜n̴͎̲̞̜̻̘̙̮͖̣̪̗̝̬͖̤̔͆͒̔̈́̊̃̇̂͊̏̃͝
honkinbigteeth: (i should have heeded)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i feel a little cyberbullied right now haru
honkinbigteeth: (granny is right)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[she just does.]

ok but if a stranger texts me links to images its ok to click on them right
in case theyre cute like this one
honkinbigteeth: (and a little bit not)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
yeah yours was pretty
honkinbigteeth: (blood pooling on the canvas)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
oh nooooooooo
not again!!
honkinbigteeth: (full werewolf off the buckle)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
how much ill pay
ohthehumanities: kongqingkoqi @ twitter (Default)

[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-07-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need money? I'll send you some

[Not this again]

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[personal profile] roseoftexas 2023-07-11 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ haru can somehow feel shu just linefacing at him through the phone ]
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[personal profile] roseoftexas 2023-07-11 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ aika deserves every penny she wrings out of you guys. ]
dendroculi: (027)

[personal profile] dendroculi 2023-07-11 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
These two are what I received...

[from user honey:]

Dear Nahida,

I am writing this to you from my castle, as the city prepares for my brother's coronation. I have an acquaintance looking for love, so would you happen to know anyone willing? Please stay strong until you are able to find a suitable match for them, since one can brave the worst of obstacles as long as they have companions by their side. Thank you.

😉?


[and from user abs:]

Oh. 👀 My. 🙊 Gosh! 😲 What’s it like always being the smartest one in the room, Nahida? 🤩💗 Every word I’m STUNNED! 😩💕 But I need to know if you’re 💤sleeping💤 well? 🥺 Are you drinking 💧water💦? 🥺 Balanced 🍎diet🍏? 🥺 Tenderly holding the 🤗hands of the people you ❤️️love❤️️ and enjoying their company in this ⏳time🕔 we have? 🥺🥺🥺 Big Sis is rooting for you okay! 🫂💁‍♀️💖

[she follows these both up with -]

I did attempt to respond to them, but I received a connection error each time I tried to send a message.
honkinbigteeth: (you can clear the goddamn floor)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-07-11 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
what the heck is going on!
dendroculi: (029)

[personal profile] dendroculi 2023-07-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
It feels like there's something they're trying to communicate, but... nothing is coming through clearly.

Is there some reason why these messages are written this way? Some of them seem to share themes.