[SPEECHLESS... HER CAVIAR TASTES BEING QUESTIONED? 기가 막혀!!]
I've had Strottarga Bianco Caviar! [she says it in italian and sounds exactly like when a kr person tries to pronounce a fancy rich sounding foreign brand,] That's the most expensive caviar in the world!!
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Five dollars? [in the tones of "IN THIS ECONOMY"] I'm selfish, not cheap.
[SO SHE ADMITS THAT SHE'S SELFISH...]
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Five dollars is a good deal when even you know you're selfish.
[ WHAT IS THIS BARGAINING. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FIVE DOLLARS. ]
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It's important to know your worth.
[points at his tinned mackerel]
You're basically saying I'm canned tuna! [different fish]
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That's not even the right fish. I would pay more than five dollars for canned mackerel.
[ HE'S A LINEFACE BUT CLEARLY SO OFFENDED ]
You wouldn't be able to tell what's good caviar anyway.
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I've had Strottarga Bianco Caviar! [she says it in italian and sounds exactly like when a kr person tries to pronounce a fancy rich sounding foreign brand,] That's the most expensive caviar in the world!!
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Expensive doesn't mean it's better.