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conflicted by the cute fish
foxicide
2023-06-10 10:29 pm (UTC)
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[rang steps up to also look at the menu, reading the same thing might unveil different results,]
You could try the ketchup. I saw someone drink it like a smoothie.
it's a fox fish apparently
squirt
2023-06-11 01:53 am (UTC)
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[ flatly, ]
Do you want a ketchup smoothie?
[ he's gonna dump one on your head, buddy ]
that's rang's future child with his (redacted)
foxicide
2023-06-11 02:46 am (UTC)
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[who is this... sassy lost child]
I'm not
that
weird.
[he's not matsui?]
OKAY????
squirt
2023-06-11 03:33 am (UTC)
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[ no one's ever taught him manners (his parents are alive) no one ]
Then make better suggestions.
hee hee
foxicide
2023-06-11 03:37 am (UTC)
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Try being less picky.
[no one would eat a ketchup smoothie
rang points at the happy meal]
Eat that.
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squirt
2023-06-11 03:47 am (UTC)
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[ ONLY MATSUI WANTS YOUR KETCHUP SMOOTHIES ]
...What is it?
[ they have mcdonalds he probably just doesn't go ]
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foxicide
2023-06-11 04:20 am (UTC)
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[IT WASN'T EVEN HIS MATSUI WAS JUST OUT THERE DRINKING KETCHUP]
It's a Happy Meal. It's got a little bit of everything, so you can try it all at the same time. That way you don't have to get anything else here if you hate everything in it.
[a beat]
And it's supposed to come with a toy.
[maybe small human children like that]
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squirt
2023-06-11 08:49 pm (UTC)
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[ HE'S A TEENAGER!!!!! he's not even small....... fuckin giant game
he kind of doesn't want it specifically because this dude is giving it to him now, though. ]
...You can have it. I don't need toys.
[ he's gonna order a filet o fish with no cheese ]
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foxicide
2023-06-11 08:55 pm (UTC)
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Why do I even bother.
[rang like i've never doing anything nice for a human child again
he does get the happy meal for himself though]
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squirt
2023-06-11 10:48 pm (UTC)
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[ rang like i will choose violence now instead
he sighs, quietly. ]
How old do you think I am?
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foxicide
2023-06-11 10:55 pm (UTC)
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You're 17ish. Isn't that still young for humans?
[like 5 in immortal years]
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squirt
2023-06-12 01:59 am (UTC)
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It's only three years until I'm an average adult.
[ if you round up he's old ]
Why are you talking like that?
[ like he's not human ]
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2023-06-12 02:00 (UTC)
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foxicide
2023-06-12 07:06 am (UTC)
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[why is haru calling himself average. rang like is this what the teens call... depression?]
It's hard to keep track of your ages.
[continues to talk like this]
Twenty years for you would be... maybe five hundred years for me?
[he feels like he's never been as annoying as haru though (he is more annoying now)]
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squirt
2023-06-13 04:37 am (UTC)
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[ sometimes you just want to be average!!!
anyway this guy is definitely more annoying than a seventeen year old boy, which is pretty impressive. ]
...So what? You're supposed to be some kind of spirit?
[ HE JUST SOUNDS TIRED, BE NORMAL ]
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foxicide
2023-06-13 04:42 am (UTC)
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[DEAL WITH UR OC KISUMI KDRAMA FANTASY CASTMATE HARU]
Surprise!
[he'd do jazz hands but he's opening a happy meal]
The world you thought didn't exist was actually always there.
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squirt
2023-06-14 03:29 am (UTC)
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[ STOP KINNING KISUMI!!!!! he is also so mean to kisumi
a moment passes where he's receiving his mediocre fish sandwich, then another where he contemplatively opens up the crinkly wrapper, then he shrugs. ]
No use denying it.
[ at this point, why not believe in the supernatural. ]
This must be normal for you then.
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foxicide
2023-06-15 12:35 am (UTC)
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[he's glad that haru is being indoctrinated in insanity (haru is also insane)]
Actually, this is my first time dying and being offered a chance to live in such a convoluted way.
[eats a fry]
And feeling weak in my own body.
[he became.... (free voice) average]
I bet you don't feel any different though.
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conflicted by the cute fish
You could try the ketchup. I saw someone drink it like a smoothie.
it's a fox fish apparently
Do you want a ketchup smoothie?
[ he's gonna dump one on your head, buddy ]
that's rang's future child with his (redacted)
I'm not that weird.
[he's not matsui?]
OKAY????
Then make better suggestions.
hee hee
[no one would eat a ketchup smoothie
rang points at the happy meal]
Eat that.
no subject
...What is it?
[ they have mcdonalds he probably just doesn't go ]
no subject
It's a Happy Meal. It's got a little bit of everything, so you can try it all at the same time. That way you don't have to get anything else here if you hate everything in it.
[a beat]
And it's supposed to come with a toy.
[maybe small human children like that]
no subject
he kind of doesn't want it specifically because this dude is giving it to him now, though. ]
...You can have it. I don't need toys.
[ he's gonna order a filet o fish with no cheese ]
no subject
[rang like i've never doing anything nice for a human child again
he does get the happy meal for himself though]
no subject
he sighs, quietly. ]
How old do you think I am?
no subject
[like 5 in immortal years]
no subject
[ if you round up he's old ]
Why are you talking like that? [ like he's not human ]
no subject
It's hard to keep track of your ages. [continues to talk like this] Twenty years for you would be... maybe five hundred years for me?
[he feels like he's never been as annoying as haru though (he is more annoying now)]
no subject
anyway this guy is definitely more annoying than a seventeen year old boy, which is pretty impressive. ]
...So what? You're supposed to be some kind of spirit?
[ HE JUST SOUNDS TIRED, BE NORMAL ]
no subject
Surprise! [he'd do jazz hands but he's opening a happy meal] The world you thought didn't exist was actually always there.
no subject
a moment passes where he's receiving his mediocre fish sandwich, then another where he contemplatively opens up the crinkly wrapper, then he shrugs. ]
No use denying it.
[ at this point, why not believe in the supernatural. ]
This must be normal for you then.
no subject
Actually, this is my first time dying and being offered a chance to live in such a convoluted way. [eats a fry] And feeling weak in my own body.
[he became.... (free voice) average]
I bet you don't feel any different though.