crau3 pc: scara

[squirt]

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[squirt]

...I didn't mean testing it that way.

[ not by concussing a guy on the mingle. ]

Are you okay?

[nascens]

Should have specified, then.

[No he still would have concussed a guy on the mingle over it. DON'T ASK HIM QUESTIONS LIKE THIS THOUGH HE'S ALLERGIC.]

Obviously. If I wasn't, that would be too pitiful.

[squirt]

[ he rolls his eyes briefly. also is he a redhead now. ]

I thought it was self-explanatory. [ looks over him anyway? ] Are you two friends? What was that?

[nascens]

[Yeah he can magically become a redhead at this point in time to spare you from having to retcon speaking to a ginger this wholeass thread.]

No. [NEVER CALL THAT MAN HIS FRIEND. Soon that will be his dad.] What do you mean, "what was that"?

[squirt]

[ OKAY......... HIS FATHER....

haru just makes this face and stares, completely forgetting to answer ]

[nascens]

[Just gazing back.......... The vibes of like (spoon voice) are you a dummy]

[squirt]

[ WHO IS THE DUMMY HERE okay whatever maybe he is also a dummy ]

Why did your hair just do that.

[nascens]

[TWO DUMMIES AH HAH HAH........

Anyway he just looks vaguely annoyed.]

Do what.

[But he's also reaching up to touch his hair and try to look at a little bit of the side fringe. Not the Childe-colored hair.]

[squirt]

[ okay well he'll

snap a photo and then flip his phone to show it to him..... ]

[nascens]

[Just staring at this with dead eyes.]

I see.

[squirt]

[ w0 curses...... he nods slowly and pockets his phone again. ]

Congratulations.

[ he doesn't know what to say to this ]

[nascens]

[JUST PINCHING HIS NOSE AND BREATHING FOR A SECOND.]

...Where were we.

[squirt]

[ do you really think we can return to a time before ginger mouchy, childe's firstborn pup ]

Why did you get into a fight?

[nascens]

[The exhaustion this filled me with.]

I already told you.

[NO HE DIDN'T. Well he did, but not in as many words.]

[squirt]

[ it was your fault? ]

...That was the whole reason?

[ HE EXPECTED THERE WAS MORE TO IT...... STUPID HARU ]

I didn't think you'd fight so hard for that. [ he thought about like. giving himself a papercut or something. ]

[nascens]

[IT WAS NOT.

But yeah! That's it. Presumably. At the very least, that's it as far as Scaramouche's version of events go. His shoulders rise a little.]

People won't be using it to patch up light scrapes or a bruise or two, presumably.

[squirt]

[ it was ]

...That's true.

[ presumably that's enough reason. he frowns, because he is not a violent person, but it's sound murder game logic. long pause. ]

Thanks for checking.

[nascens]

[It is unfortunately sound murdergame logic. The only thing he's learned in these games is that being insane is right actually.]

Don't thank me. [GAROSS.] I don't care if any of the rest of you benefit from it. I just wanted to know, myself.

[squirt]

[ UNFORTUNATELY, INSANITY PAYS OFF,

anyway it's not really about who benefits from it. it's more like... ]

I didn't expect you to listen to me.

[ BECAUSE HE SEEMS VERY DISAGREEABLE IN GENERAL ]

[nascens]

[IT PAYS OFF!! Haru would know.

He is so disagreeable. Even over this, he is going to be disagreeable and ornery for no reason.]

What part of this was listening to you.

[squirt]

[ he would know.

anyway, haru is the disagreeable and ornery one of his friend circle. like recognizes like. ]

That's a pointless explanation for me to make.

[ and he is too lazy so he will not do it. ]

[nascens]

[LIKE RECOGNIZES LIKE. Two ornery punks walk into a bar. He just eyes Haru... i keep typing haur who is he]

If you happen to benefit from Childe's concussion, consider it his honorary contribution.

[HONORARY IN WHAT WAY.]