from user toprotect: im not doing a stupid "quirk" its too annoying and i dont want to so youll just have to deal with that im SORRY are these not "UNHINGED" enough for you i can show you UNHINGED ill remove every door in this place before i have to sit and capitalize every other letter like an insane person like simon would do with infinite time on their hands IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH? ARE YOU HAPPY? speaking of simon that man is a complete murderous lunatic swim away quickly but unsuspiciously
from user edwardcullen: i AM HOLDING YOUR HAND,
from user nerd: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A WIDOWS SUPPORT GROUP! JOIN THE OTHER SAD SACKS WHO LOST THE PEOPLE THEY LOVED PROBABLY ROMANTICALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER! LOVE EACH OTHER (PLATONICALLY)!
from user rageintensifies: It is not stupid you don't understand the complexity of the story
It is kind of hurting my feelings a little. He might be crazy, but he's also just kind of a guy. I'm a werewolf who has fought armies... like it's nice that they're worried but also, eesh.
its not over yet but ur almost there no matter what dont let anyone get in ur way dont let 🐵 prey get u first
from user centaursTesticle: D --> is this really what im supposed to be doing? D --> this is wildly annoying and i hate it D --> beware monkeys in the trees? D --> no this is ridiculous i will just say it simon is a lunatic who might try and kill you watch your back please D --> do warn livio and amelia i dont want to send a message to them directly in case he reads them D --> maybe you should treat him normally so he doesnt freak out D --> i hate this i refuse to write this like
from user `frankles`: approximately entirely population has been told to kill simon do with this what you will
from user needsunscreen: I Am Holding Your Hand Also.
[ reviewing these... and holding up the image attachment from bigbaby. ]
This kind of confirms what we thought. That they're watching us and can see us, don't you think? Kind of sweet they're holding your guys' hands. Uh. Metaphorically. I hope.
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This is a lot of messages about Simon. [ understatement. jesus. we will get back to those in a second. ] But what do you think saintadjutor's is about?
Um. You might actually be onto something? Hold on, let me...there's one message I want you guys to see first.
[ give him a second, and he is pulling up a text chain! ]
from user huxian: Dear Jonas, I am writing to inform you of a business arrangement that may be of interest to you. I currently own several different fashion lines, and wish to expand my customer base to include, as you say, "the youths". They say that wearing shirts with faces of vaguely grungy okay looking young men on them is the next hot trend. After much deliberation, I have decided that you should be the new face of both my line and my shirts. Please send several selfies of yourself that you think may look nice on silk, rayon, and cotton.
In return, you may see your face shirt in the store nearest to you.
Sincerely, Clothes R' Us
[ and then a reply: ]
dear huxian i have never said "the youths" in my life, also thank you for considering me okay looking i guess? wait is that an insult?? compliment?? i'll have my agent send you my rates and then we'll talk sincerely, jonas
[ and a third message. ]
from user huxian: Dear Jonas, I have eagerly waited for your agent's letter on rate, and to no avail. I have a feeling that this was a test of my authenticity. To show my worth, I have gone ahead and created a sample shirt for your perusal. Hopefully, you will find it in the store nearest to you.
That I'm less sure of. I'm going to send another reply back with some bullshit rates and see what happens. But I didn't even think it went through, so...that's something. I got answers from my other messages, too. And then some. I wonder if the delay's just because of where they are.
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You know for sure?
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We got some that are definitely Gerard being mad.
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[no the messages that are definitely gerard being mad are way more obvious.]
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You're right, sure. But I feel like "H" just doesn't convey the right message for being mad?
[ i.e. froggys explain. ]
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[ he'll go ahead and share: ]
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Okay, you're right. Gerard's sound unhinged. [ jesus. ] There...really does seem to be a message here, huh?
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There's too many messages about us and Simon.
[ find other things to talk about ]
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[ THEIR YLFA IS THE BEST ]
But he won't fight fair.
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[ he is at more risk of being instantly murdered but they're doing their best here ]
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[she will show hers.]
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This kind of confirms what we thought. That they're watching us and can see us, don't you think? Kind of sweet they're holding your guys' hands. Uh. Metaphorically. I hope.
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This is a lot of messages about Simon. [ understatement. jesus. we will get back to those in a second. ] But what do you think saintadjutor's is about?
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Unless they mean like our points, but nobody really knows how many we have or where we're ranking. Except for. Us and you guys, I guess.
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[she has a dumb theory.]
We were talking the other day about how maybe they're also picking some of the things in shops. Maybe they need money so we need to buy their stuff?
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Um. You might actually be onto something? Hold on, let me...there's one message I want you guys to see first.
[ give him a second, and he is pulling up a text chain! ]
from user huxian:
Dear Jonas,
I am writing to inform you of a business arrangement that may be of interest to you. I currently own several different fashion lines, and wish to expand my customer base to include, as you say, "the youths". They say that wearing shirts with faces of vaguely grungy okay looking young men on them is the next hot trend. After much deliberation, I have decided that you should be the new face of both my line and my shirts. Please send several selfies of yourself that you think may look nice on silk, rayon, and cotton.
In return, you may see your face shirt in the store nearest to you.
Sincerely,
Clothes R' Us
[ and then a reply: ]
dear huxian
i have never said "the youths" in my life, also thank you for considering me okay looking i guess? wait is that an insult?? compliment??
i'll have my agent send you my rates and then we'll talk
sincerely,
jonas
[ and a third message. ]
from user huxian:
Dear Jonas,
I have eagerly waited for your agent's letter on rate, and to no avail. I have a feeling that this was a test of my authenticity. To show my worth, I have gone ahead and created a sample shirt for your perusal. Hopefully, you will find it in the store nearest to you.
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[help me.]
So they really want us to buy their dumb shirts, I guess. But is it because it's important or is it because they're being funny?
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[ pools specifically ]
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No more pools.
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[ setsu there are too many ]
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