[she takes a deep breath as they gather, obviously kind of nervous, but eventually she'll just blurt out - ]

I didn't cut her head off to be a freak! My ax slipped out of my hands and went into a tornado! [a situation that could happen to anybody.] And I only put her in Selfie World because I thought she'd want to be remembered looking beautiful, but I couldn't get her head back on so it came across differently than I intended.

I'm sorry for doing something so horrible like a serial killer would. I promise I didn't take a photo with her dead body to keep as a trophy or anything, I promise! I picked her because she told me every week that the longer I waited, the harder it might be to catch up, and she was the only one smart enough to realize that. But I never wanted to make fun of her or desecrate her. I'm really, really sorry for being so gross!